Put some clothes on

One of the messages of the Resurrection is that God cares about our bodies--he has a recycling plan. But some Christians over do. There's a guy I see at the coffee shop--really buff, slender, and scantily clad--reading his Bible. I do wish he'd put on more clothes to go out in public. It's not that his fine thighs are distracting me from reading my WSJ, but I'm afraid he'll catch oold.