Bed bugs?

A woman at the coffee shop this morning told me she now unpacks her suitcase in the garage because of the bed bug scare.  An article in the paper suggested you not put your suitcase on your bed after returning from a trip to unpack.

In order of ugly

For men

1. Baggy pants
2. baseball caps
3. hoodies

For women

1. tight, sausage link jeans
2. dress down/casual Friday wear
3. lace up high heels, wedgies or boots