Sliming my thighs

Coffee with CrankyBeach is providing a rundown of the latest coffee scares. She notes (I'm quoting her quote of an article):

" “The textile industry is the latest to discover the benefits of caffeine for the production of nylons. The stimulant is woven into the fibers to create an uplifting, sliming [sic] effect on the upper thighs – a pick-me-up the majority of women certainly can appreciate as much as a good cup of joe."

I dunno. I don't think I want my pantyhose sliming my thighs. How about you?”